You know you are addicted to coffee when...

1. instant coffee is too slow.
2. you grind coffee beans between your teeth all the time.
3. your shrine is dedicated to your very first coffee mug.
4. you have a favourite coffee mug.
5. you have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
6. your clean your coffee mug with coffee.
7. you feel cheated by your coffee mug when somebody else used it.
8. you have not blinked since last solar eclipse.
9. you sneeze with your eyes open.
10. you sleep with your eyes open.
11. you bathe in coffee.
12. decaf is evil.
13. tea is evil.
14. you ask the nurse to change the saline solution on I.V into coffee.
15. the nurse needs a graphic calculator to calculate your pulse.
16. mathematicians had worked out an equation to calculate your pulse. They drank a lot of coffee as well.
17. the equation involved all the functions on the calculator.
18. you do not perspire, you percolate.
19. even your sweat smells like coffee.
20. you roller blade uphill.
21. people feel dizzy just by watching you.
22. you help your dog chase its tail.
23. you forgot the last time you slept.
24. you count coffee beans to get you to sleep.
25. you forgot the last time you stand still.
26. you are so jittery that the only time you are not is during an earthquake.
27. everything in the world seemed to be in slow-motion.
28. you watch movies in fast-forward.
29. you name your children Mocha, Latte, Starbucks and Espresso.
30. you got a speeding ticket when you are parked.
31. you can see photons.
32. your world revolves around your coffee machine.
33. you are never ten centimetres away from your coffee mug.
34. you can photograph yourself without using the timer ten feet away from your camera.
35. sometimes you think your camera's shutter speed of 1/2500s is too slow.
36. you can write a novel about your coffee mug and how it changed your life.
37. you write plays for your favourite coffee.
38. you have decided spend half of your monthly income on coffee beans and the other on coffee beans as well - and you grind half of them in your mouth.
39. you get excited just by looking at the word "coffee".
40. you get so excited that your shaking registered on the Ritcher's scale.
41. your hand phone number is 012-2333463 (01C-A-F-F-E-I-N-E)
42. you answer you door before people ring the bell.
43. you think others who do not drink coffee as weirdos.
44. your favorite screensaver is a coffee waterfall, with coffee beans flying all over.
45. you are reading this and you are thinking "Hey, that sounds like me..."

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